February 2009
190 posts
Smithsonian asks for Aretha's inauguration hat |... →
Dorthy’s Ruby Slippers will no longer be the blingiest piece of fashion on display at the Smithsonian.
January 2009
279 posts
North Korea: We Are On Brink Of War With The South →
Today’s sign of the forthcoming apocalypse.
Best Super Bowl Party Ever?
The following is a list of elected officials who will be guests at the President’s Super Bowl party.
Senator Bob Casey (D-PA) Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA)
Congressman Elijah Cummings (D-MD) Congressman Artur Davis (D-AL) Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) Congressman Charlie Dent (R-PA) Congressman Mike Doyle (D-PA) Congressman Trent...
“tumbling is the new having a job.”
– annie mebane (totallifemockery.tumblr.com) (via basilone)
Huffington Post: Asian Teen Has Sweaty... →
Can someone explain to me why the Huffington Post is posting Onion headlines now? And why is this in the Big News section.
Also, Huff Po, don’t you have your own humor site to promote? Seeing you promoting another comedy site has made all the 23/6 staffers run home in tears.
Switzerland Invaded By Naked Hikers →
I think naked hiking is just and invitation to get scraped by brush in places you don’t want brush to be rubbing up against.
Schwarzenegger: Calif. Headed For "One Of The... →
Apocalypse watch 2009.
Lauren DiGiulio: A Real Life Extra: $100 to Look... →
Check out this article my friend Lauren wrote for the Huffington Post. Enjoy!
Progress: Iceland Appoints World's First Openly... →
I find it a little sad that it took the total collapse of a nation’s economy and government for this to finally happen.
really Fringe, you’re licensing “Single Ladies”? couldn’t that money be better spent on cooler special effects, or more floating words.
also if you don’t watch Fringe you should start. best new show this season.
House Passes Stimulus Bill Voting Down Party Lines
Gotta love what Krugman had to say on it:
“Aren’t you glad that Obama watered it down and added ineffective tax cuts, so as to win bipartisan support?”
BBC NEWS - Peer reveals 'cello scrotum' hoax →
Yo Yo Ma breathes a sigh of relief until realizes he has no clue now as to what’s actually wrong with his scrotum
An Out Of Context Email I Just Got From My Old...
“Yes Just dont buy a 2nd cup or you’ll have to become a prostitute”
(although i’m sure some of you can figure it out)
Things I Learned At Ross Dress For Less Today
1. They still make and sell Elizabeth Taylor’s White Diamonds Perfume
2. Ross Dress For Less is Hell on Earth.
If you doubt the validity of number 2 please go back and reread number 1.
I’m still not used to the fact that when the media refers to The President they are talking about Obama and not Bush. The part of my brain that causes this is the same part that is still making me write 2008 even though it’s been 2009 for about a month.
I wish...
man do i agree with this!
daisyrosario:
That the Sleater-Kinney song “Entertain” was on Rock Band. There are a lot of songs I wish were on it, but every time I hear that one, I really wish it were on it specifically.
Daniel Radcliffe Invites Obama Girls To Hogwarts →
Apperently being the First Kids means your every tween fantasy becomes a reality. I eagerly await the news from next week when we find out that Sasha is dating Twilight star Robert Pattinson.
Your Gross News For Today
Evan Rachel Wood is dating Micky Rourke. Jesus this girl has crazy taste in men. Who goes from dating Marylin Manson to Micky Rourke. Even Dita Von Teese knows not to go from one freakazoid to the next. Look for Wood to start dating Rod Blagojevich once things with Rourke fizzle out.
BBC NEWS - Global warming is 'irreversible' →
We’re so fucked.
Is Hilary Rowland Dating Adrien Grenier? - Defamer →
The real question is, who is Hilary Rowland?
Dave Sitek - With a Girl Like You
Here is one of...
Teens Toilet Paper Madoff's House After Losing... →
Don’t you love it when what seems like an Onion headline ends up being true.
Iceland’s government is currently collapsing. I have a secret hope that this nightmare ends with Bjork taking over as Empress of Iceland.
Senator Oprah? →
Blago claims he thought about offering Obama’s Senate seat to Oprah. This would have been genius because her “You Get A Car, You Get A Car, You Get A Car” Bill would have ensured her a legacy of being America’s greatest Senator. Plus Steadman seems like the kind of guy that would love D.C.
in case you were wondering...
shirtdress:
:-=) is Chaplin
:-=( is Hitler
“If you want to live like a Republican, vote Democratic.”
– Harry Truman quoted over at Crooks and Liars
