just reporting what i heard
molls: I just got a text from a pretty reliable source saying that Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together and spending time right now at one of Diddy’s homes. The only thing that could make this news even worse is if they were at the home where Diddy is having his 36 hour tantric sex marathon.
I type in Pavement, you play “Spirit In The Sky.” WTF
Schwarzenegger to Declare State of Emergency Over... →
Well CA, better start hoarding water now. The great CA Water War of 2009 starts now!
U2 in surprise rooftop gig at BBC →
Further proof that U2 is out of ideas. They originally did this in the 80s for the video for Where Streets Have No Name. Sigh, it’s such a shame when creative band has to descend to the depths of repeating stunts they did 20 years ago (and even then they were ripping off the Beatles).
Kanye West Says Chris Brown Should Get 'A Break' →
Okay Kanye, I’ll give Chris a break right after you give a break to the plastic surgeon that helped cause your mother’s death.
i know he’s not running but can i vote for Obama again in the election CA is having on March 3rd?
Eddie Murphy To Star In Richard Pryor Biopic For... →
In the first scene of the movie we learn that Richard Pryor is actually a space ship piloted by a tiny Richard Pryor played by Eddie Murphy. The Biopic is to be titled Meet Dick.
Casey Thompson Speaks Out About Top Chef Finale!!! →
erockappel: This is pretty crazy! (via sarahschneider) i guess someone’s a tad upset about all of blogdom blaming them for causing Hootie Hoo to suck it up in the Top Chef final.
Places I Want To Work... →
An office which offers a giant slide that takes you from the third floor to the first in seven seconds. I’m currently applying for British citizenship so that i can work there.
Grand View Topless Coffee Shop In Maine Opens,... →
I can only hope this cuts down on the amount of people using the free wi-fi to surf for porn.
Salman Rushdie: "Slumdog" Full Of Impossibilities →
Salman has also been going around telling children that Santa Claus doesn’t exist.
You know what’s fun, watching Barbara Walters try to pretend she gives a shit while interviewing the Jonas Brothers and asking one of them about his relationship with Mily Cyrus. Also they just said they’re purity rings means they’ll treat women with respect. So i guess they can bone girls as long as it’s a respectful boning?
wait, they’re remaking fame? i bet it sweeps next year’s oscars.
i saw sean penn play coachella last year where he tried to convince me to get on some bus. he was more inspiring on screen as harvey milk than he was in person.
kate winslet’s dad whistling has been the cutest thing i’ve seen all night
Even Meryl Streep is sick of hearing about how many times she’s been nominated.
Who Wants to See Prince Play Tonight.
Prince is hosting an Oscar party at the Avalon. It starts at 10:00, $100, first come first serve, and Prince himself is playing. Via LAist
i’m gonna be honest. i forgot charlton heston had died.
what gives Queen Latifa. You too good to sing U.N.I.T.Y anymore.
these documentary guys think they are too good to yell out Styx lyrics.
nice to see cuba gooding jr is finally getting some work
i know everyone has been waiting for me to make a statement on this and here it is. I will not be seeing The Proposal, even though they almost won me over by having Betty White show up.
well looking on the bright side, i can’t see things getting any worse after this musical montage.
fact, Janusz Kaminski shot Vanilla Ice’s debut film Cold As Ice. He also shot Schindler’s List. I’m guessing this makes him the first person involved in Cold As Ice to present an Oscar.
hey everyone, just 2 more hours of Hugh Jackman lecturing us on how to make a movie.
did this love montage just get two clips from the Dustin Hoffman movie no one saw? and if no one saw that movie why do i know that?
how come no one told me that love in 2008 sounds like Coldplay. my mix cd selections have been WAY off.
Oh Fuck!!!! That Vampire is going to bite that Mormon girl.
who decided bad cocktail party music should be being played over Daniel Craig and SJP’s banter. Is that what we want people to think the Oscars are like?
i think sara jessica parker got lost on her way to a debutante ball.
art direction award = all of america goes to the bathroom
I wish the Japanese guy that just won for animated short had gone deeper into Styx’s catalogue, instead of the traditional Mr. Roboto shout out.
the oscars are using the song Convoy almost used as the theme song to our pilot. Nice work Does It Offend You? Yeah.
We’re all thinking that Jennifer Aniston is going to take this moment to diss Angeline Jolie publicly and to her face right? Come on Jen, time to let shit get real.
what are those weird beads the slumdog writer has on?
slumdog and milk win the screenplay awards, and will probably go on to win everything else.
steve martin and tina fey just got dropped from tom cruise’s christmas card list.
hey academy, why don’t we spend less time introducing the nominees so that way the winners don’t have to get played off the stage
marisa tomei’s breasts were robbed!!!
is every nominee going to get a monologue about them? If so this going to make the Best Art Direction award REALLY boring.
maybe Whoopi will punch Hugh in the face and say “I’m hosting these Oscars now bitch.”
it’s been 10 minutes, can they hand out an award rather than show me a highlight reel?
if Hugh had popped his claws while singing “I Am Wolverine” then i would have been sold.
Anne Hathaway and Hugh Jackman in Frost/Nixon 2:Nixon’s Revenge, Coming in Summer 2010.