June 2009
143 posts
JJ Abrams! WTF!
I think Anna Ferris is drunk.
Last Survivor of the Titanic Dies at 97-... →
It took 97 years but the iceberg finally won.
May 2009
87 posts
Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Welcome Son →
Why did I not hear that Kimora Simmons was banging Djimon Hounsou until today? Did I happen to not log into the internet the day this story first broke.
Eating L.A.: Sprinkles Cupcake truck looks ready... →
Someone call me when Mozza starts a Pizza Truck.
“In May 27 articles about the politics surrounding Judge Sonia Sotomayor’s...”
– From Media Matters
More people need to be talking about the fact that these claims about Sotomayor being a racist are complete bullshit. The right is distorting the truth and the media (stations that aren’t Fox News included) are allowing these claims to be treated as fact without addressing...
“No bailouts. Apparently, romantic partners are regular targets for co-signing...”
– From Recession Wire’s 5 Dating Tips for the Recession.
Now I would argue that this is good advice no matter what the current economic state is, but who am I to argue with the experts.
WatchI’d like the internet to make Carlton dance to Single Ladies next.
whatson:
iammattjordan:
The Fresh Prince Of Daft Punk
It’s exactly what it sounds like.
Outrage: AMC Cutting Mad Men by Two Minutes --... →
Look, let’s all not panic okay. Matthew Weiner was pretty expansive and 2 extra minutes of commercials is well worth having him come back for season 3 thus ensuring the show won’t start sucking.
OLD SCHOOL NICK →
How did I not know about this tumblr until today?
I'm not really sure what Google Wave is but... →
Something To Think About
if liking a post means like does that mean re-blogging equals love?
Spoon, Girl Talk, Broken Social Scene, Jenny... →
I’m not gonna lie, I kinda want to go to this.
Also playing Michael Franti & Spearhead, Andrew Bird, Gillian Welch, Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, Rogue Wave, Amanda Palmer and Mates of State.
The inclusion of Mates of State in a yoga/music festival should make the head explode of at least one person that follows me.
More info here
Banjo Or Freakout - “Someone Great”
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Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know →
tylercoates:
FMLTWIA: “F*** Me Like The Whore I Am”
Holy shit, teenagers you need to calm the fuck down with your dirty talk via text messaging.
Basement Jaxx - Raindrops
This song is kinda...
Astronauts’ Urine-to-Water Test Successful -... →
This is one small sip for man, one giant sip for mankind.
I Hate Government
Hey Congress, let’s pass a bill that restricts credit card companies.
Great!
Hey Congress you know what would make that bill even better? Adding an amendment allowing people to take guns into public parks!
Umm…what do guns and parks have to do with credit cards? Also why do you need to bring a gun to the park?
Who cares? Let’s just pass this thing quick and go get drunk...
I think my DVR has become sentient and decided to create an homage to the Sopranos finale by cutting off Glee in the middle of those kids singing Don’t Stop Belieivin’.
BBC NEWS Voice of Mickey Mouse dies at 62 →
It’s sad to know that the Mickey that pretty much everyone I knew grew up hearing will not be heard by the next generation. What makes Wayne Allwine’s story even sweeter is that his wife did the voice of Minnie. If that’s not cute I don’t know what is.
Dear US Weekly
Thank you for keeping me informed about such crucial matters as Who Wore It Best, and how stars are just like us.
THURSDAY 8PM SNL WEEKEND UPDATE THURSDAY / (Midseason) COMMUNITY 8:30PM PARKS AND RECREATION 9PM THE OFFICE 9:30PM COMMUNITY / (Midseason) 30 ROCK 10PM THE JAY LENO SHOW
Wait, does this mean no 30 Rock until 2010? WTF NBC?!?!?!
Via Deadline Hollywood
Usher - Love In This Club
I love this song way...
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel....”
– Shia LaBeouf
So ladies, just so you know, when Shia LaBeouf compares you to his mother that means he’s probably moments away from proposing. Try not to look too disturbed and ruin the moment.
“The quake jiggled the greater Los Angeles region and was felt as far south as...”
– The Associated Press via NY Times
I love that the AP has used a term typically reserved for Jello and breasts to describe a 5.0 earthquake.
A moderate earthquake occurred at 8:39:36 PM (PDT) on Sunday, May 17, 2009. The magnitude 5.0 event occurred 2 km (1 miles) E of Lennox, CA. The hypocentral depth is 14 km ( 8 miles)
Via
HOLY SHIT!!!
That was a long earthquake.
Elizaberth Moss got robbed from making an entrance during last night’s guest star filled final sketch on SNL. How dare she sneak into the back! She should have been up front playing the Timpani Drum. Although her and Fred Armisen did look adorable holding hands as they walked off.
